99% of the puns/joke/pickup lines i tell my friends come from tumblr. thanks tumblr u a real homie
"I just want one Christmas where I’m not emotionally devastated."
We are pleased to announce that Benedict Cumberbatch will be the recipient of this year’s BAFTA Los Angeles Britannia Award for British Artist of the Year presented by GREAT Britain Campaign.
“Benedict Cumberbatch has had a remarkable year, and as one of the UK’s leading talents he truly exemplifies the continued respect that British talents have garnered around the globe. Masterfully performing in TV, Film and Theatre and never failing to astound us with his talent and versatility, BAFTA Los Angeles is proud to honor Benedict as our British Artist of the Year.” (x)
in class i’m used to sitting in the back and making all these smartass comments under my breath
now i’m in the front though so when our attractive instructor drops something and says ‘ah, fuck me!’ and i say ‘maybe later’ he hEARS ME AND LAUGHS GODFUCKING FUCK
the saga continues today in physics when our instructor asks ‘and how fast does light travel?’ and i whisper ‘hella’ and the kid next to me fucking loses it
Jena Malone was all smiles during a grocery run in Los Angeles on December 1, 2013
have you ever started crying for one reason then end up crying about every possible thing wrong with your life
do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed